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was two dollars a year, but he took
in three subscriptions for half a dollar apiece on condition of them
paying him in advance; they were going to pay in cordwood and onions as
usual, but he said he had just bought the concern and knocked down the
price as low as he could afford it, and was going to run it for cash.
He set up a little piece of poetry, which he made, himself, out of
his own head--three verses--kind of sweet and saddish--the name of it was,
“Yes, crush, cold world, this breaking
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times like a person that's got a dry throat, and then says:
“I hain't ever done you no harm. You know that. So, then, what you
want to come back and ha'nt _me_ for?”
I says:
“I hain't come back--I hain't been _gone_.”
When he heard my voice it righted him up some, but he warn't quite
satisfied yet. He says:
“Don't you play nothing on me, because I wouldn't on you. Honest injun
now, you ain't a ghost?”
“Honest injun, I ain't,” I says.
“Well--I--I--well, that ought to settle it, of course; but I can't somehow
seem to understand it no way. Looky here, warn't you ever murdered _at
all?_”
“No. I warn't ever murdered at all--I played it on them. You come in
here and feel of me if you don't believe me.”
So he done it; and it satisfied him; and he was that glad to see me
again he didn't know what to do. And he wanted to know all about it
right off, because it was a grand adventure, and mysterious, and so it
hit him where he lived. But I said, leave it alone till by and by; and
told his driver to wait, and we drove off a little piece, and I told
him the kind of a fix I was in, and what did he reckon we better do? He
said, let him alone a minute, and don't disturb him. So he thought and
thought, and pretty soon he says:
“It's all right; I've got it. Take my trunk in your wagon, and let on
it's your'n; and you turn back and fool along slow, so as to get to the
house about the time you ought to; and I'll go towards town a piece, and
take a fresh start, and get there a quarter or a half an hour after you;
and you needn't let on to know me at first.”
I says:
“All right; but wait a minute. There's one more thing--a thing that
_nobody_ don't know but me. And that is, there's a nigger here that
I'm a-trying to steal out of slavery, and his name is _Jim_--old Miss
Watson's Jim.”
He says:
“What! Why, Jim is--”
He stopped and went to studying. I says:
“I know what you'll say. You'll say it's dirty, low-down business; but
what if it is? I'm low down; a