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sea baths.”
“Why, how you talk--Sheffield ain't on the sea.”
“Well, who said it was?”
“Why, you did.”
“I _didn't_ nuther.”
“You did!”
“I didn't.”
“You did.”
“I never said nothing of the kind.”
“Well, what _did_ you say, then?”
“Said he come to take the sea _baths_--that's what I said.”
“Well, then, how's he going to take the sea baths if it ain't on the
sea?”
“Looky here,” I says; “did you ever see any Congress-water?”
“Yes.”
“Well, did you have to go to Congress to get it?”
“Why
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“Now we're all right. We'll _dig_ him out. It 'll take about a week!”
Then we started for the house, and I went in the back door--you only have
to pull a buckskin latch-string, they don't fasten the doors--but that
warn't romantical enough for Tom Sawyer; no way would do him but he must
climb up the lightning-rod. But after he got up half way about three
times, and missed fire and fell every time, and the last time most
busted his brains out, he thought he'd got to give it up; but after he
was rested he allowed he would give her one more turn for luck, and this
time he made the trip.
In the morning we was up at break of day, and down to the nigger cabins
to pet the dogs and make friends with the nigger that fed Jim--if it
_was_ Jim that was being fed. The niggers was just getting through
breakfast and starting for the fields; and Jim's nigger was piling up
a tin pan with bread and meat and things; and whilst the others was
leaving, the key come from the house.
This nigger had a good-natured, chuckle-headed face, and his wool was
all tied up in little bunches with thread. That was to keep witches
off. He said the witches was pestering him awful these nights, and
making him see all kinds of strange things, and hear all kinds of
strange words and noises, and he didn't believe he was ever witched so
long before in his life. He got so worked up, and got to running on so
about his troubles, he forgot all about what he'd been a-going to do.
So Tom says:
“What's the vittles for? Going to feed the dogs?”
The nigger kind of smiled around gradually over his face, like when you
heave a brickbat in a mud-puddle, and he says:
“Yes, Mars Sid, A dog. Cur'us dog, too. Does you want to go en look at
'im?”
“Yes.”
I hunched Tom, and whispers:
“You going, right here in the daybreak? _that_ warn't the plan.”
“No, it warn't; but it's the plan _now_.”
So, drat him, we went along, but I didn't like it much. When we got in
we couldn't hardly see anything, it was so